Realer than Roi and RIvka knowing the words to Balbeli Oto
Balbeli Oto! great song choice. +50 no, really we love that song.
There is always one person in the break room who is Rosh Yenta and we like that Hadassa has been appointed to play that role at the ulpana. +50
We like this Kobi Abarbanel poem, even if Hodaya reads it. +15.
Roi! +80 But why must this be men who hurt Reut day? Sigh.
Also, Roi, we forgot how hot you are. +10
That point where Reut grabbed Roi’s hand and we were like oh he’s charedi now what will he do and then he reciprocated was super, super cute. +20.
While everyone thinks they have real proteksia, it takes a real man to admit his days have passed. Well done, Rav. +15.
What’s all this symbolism about the clogged sink? Is something wrong in Yifamir land? Whatever it is, we like that Rabbi Goldhirsch fixed it. +25
Rivki is so cute. Too bad your husband is so gay. +10
Of course the best protexsia for fixing issues with the IDF is having your crazy wife call and yell at the commander. Oh, Israel. +15
Oh man, that Nati-Roi conversation is dripping with subtext. Hot subtext. +100
Yeah Reut, you throw out those books! Keter Ltehila, no longer. +150.
Roi and Nati had the best bro hug ever in the hospital. We love it. Bromance! +50
Ok, we don’t like Tehila, but that scene at the end with her and Nati was kind of hot. Or, Shayna just wishes she was with Nati. Sigh. +25
Faker than Hodaya’s radio career
“I don’t want to understand, I want to feel.” This is why one should never date Artists. -100
Those flashbacks as Hodaya told Yifat the story were a little weird/bold editorial choice. When did Srugim become How I Met Your Mother? -10
Roi, wandering around Jerusalem for five hours? Take a cab to Reut, bro. -10.
We really hoped there would be an ulpana catfight. -5.
We are not sure how to read this trip to Rosh Pina. But since it’s Azarya, it’s probably bad. -15.
Also, why does no one use their phone? What if Reut was eating her pain with Rolladin croissants at work when Roi came stumbling in? -25
Amir- get your house in order!!! There is no way Yifat would let you get away with that shit. -50 But bonus points for Hodaya just pointing out that Yifat needs help, but not actually offering any.
Yifat, the charedi ladies are not pleased with Amir’s absence. Take their approval seriously. We do. -30.
AZARYA has a radio show where he gives people advice!!! The man who drinks half the day and can’t afford electricity -one million!!!!
Reut entering the ulpana in pants. Ulpana Tamar Ross should have been all up on that. -50
Who is that old guy with Amir and Ariel? Why does nothing make sense? -10
Hodaya totally does not see why this might hurt Reut in anyway. This makes sense. We may have forgotten but Hodaya is a selfish bitch, which she has proven time and time again. Even when Reut is apologizing Hodaya just nods because she has no concept that what she wants to do right at that moment isn’t the right thing. Ughhh, this is somehow extremely frustrating for us. No points, just emotions.
Hodaya having a radio career. Even the ulpana teachers assume she must be sleeping her way to the top. -80
Everyone on this show sucks at lying. Yifat, Nati, everyone. Just stop doing it. -40.
However, we kind of liked when Yifat yelled things about protecting the country and cut the convo short into the phone because it was so ridiculous. To her, of course appearances are more important than actually speaking with your goat loving husband. She even tells her fetus that Amir is in reserves. -30
Hodaya, if you want to get involved with Azarya, you better get used to you leaving and him ignoring you. Welcome to his world, you just have a supporting role. -15
Floppy string bean give it up! Either he is the biggest idiot of life or a secret genius and is trying to undermine her confidence because she is his competition. -5
Why is Reut pushing Roi to stay in the closet? She wears jeans, she must be openminded -90
Amir it’s true. We don’t know how hard it is to get service. You are a hero. -50
Nati is just getting more and more awesome. It’s freaking us out. Him sitting with Rivka and trying to distract her and then when he doesn’t even yell at Roi but just hugs him on his way out– hearts are melting. BUT WHY ARE YOU WITH TEHILA???? -20
Just for repetition- Hodaya is the most selfish person on earth.
Finally, some more re: the big Roi-union. Roi is clearly struggling with his feelings, and still thinking about men. And while it’s great that everyone is so supportive, we can’t help thinking that it’s all doomed to failure, a la Gay Meir of last season. But we do love babies and Rivka is so cute, we want it to work! Sigh. Roi, get some therapy, it’s not your fault! We have a feeling this story isn’t over yet.
Until next week!