Srugim what will we do without you? On to the recap!
Realer than being set up with the same guy twice in a row
To defend Tehila, Shayna totally used to do the “only shomer around religious people” thing. +10
So we like this Yediat Haaretz thing going on. Amir has realized he will serve Hashem not by becoming a Torah scholar but by settling the land. Muscle Zionism at its finest!!
Amos Tamam in a wife beater. Thank you Laizy. Thank you. THANK YOU. + 1 million
Yifat and Amir are adorables this whole episode. We wish we had seen these interactions before now. Also, we know its a clean show, so we will just have to imagine them getting in on in the Negev. In our heads. I mean, just kidding. +500
Oh hello sister who ate all the bagelim. Of course you are pregnant again! Jerusalem, hide your carbohydrates. +50
Married people are secretly jealous of us. Even marrying a pilot loses its appeal eventually. SUCKAS. +100.
While looking at the sky: Yifat:Where is the big bear? Amir, I don;t know, but I know where the little bear is. GAHHHHHHHHH. Then our biological clocks exploded. +200
Reut is such a Good Sister this episode. It was cute. +50
O course Nati doesn’t know what Gaia means. and of course Azarya is disgusted at Nati’s ignorance. +5 for consistency
Of course Yifat won’t tell you if she is having a boy or girl. She will instead hold it over her friends and claim that she is morally superior for doing so. +25
We also secretly put stock in those name books, even if they NEVER HAVE SHAYNA IN THEM. I’m not bitter, I promise. Maybe we just need the Yiddish version! +15
Reut is only other person from her Bnei Avika group who isn’t married except for Nehama, who is a special case. You get it? Nati gets it. HAHAHA. Hey, we could use a lesbian plotline here. That would be interesting. +100.
Omg, Yifat and Amir feeding Baby Goats. We Die. +100 for cutest scene yet this season.
Nati shows up to minyan five seconds before Torah reading. Of course. +10
Also, he pretends to have had a baby. Hhahahaha. Nati a parent. Hahahahaa. +50 for how much we just giggled
Shayna has a secret dream that if academia fails her, she will move to Israel and make goat cheese. Maybe she can do it with Amir!!!!! +200
We love the look on Ilan’s face when he tries to put on a poker face. He not so secretly wants to say–you are bat shirt crazy. +50 because we’ve all been there
Faker than an Israeli waitress insisting on cleaning your table
The airport scene was so amazingly awkward with Nati going for it and Tehilla shooting him down (side note: Sarah was watching the airport scene at the airport coming home from Israel. Did that blow your mind?) -75
We are not sure if we trust Amir to be at the farm alone. Really, can he be responsible? Unclear. -10
Also, while the bromantic hug between Ariel and Amir was cute, we are glad Ariel is going to the army because that plot line was kinda weird. Also, we give it ten minutes before Ariel takes off his kippah. -30
Nati, don’t think we forgot your snooping ways. remember when you raided Yifat’s apartment in season one? We do. Hope you also didn’t eat all of Tehila’s food as well. -10
Gaya? Wow that’s like the ultimate dumbass name stoned hippie 60s parents would give their kids. -60 (But It is Israelis, so…yeah.)
Tehila’s home is like a Delia’s catalog circa 1999. How many colored throws and tapestries does one person need? -40
For a dirty hippie, Tehila has a really clean room. No points, just saying.
We kind of wish Reut had changed her name to Gaya Esther. -10
“I am a farmer in my blood.” No you aren’t, Yifat. Don’t even try. -90
Do people say Ani Beteshuva? Thoughts?
Secular Ilan is very sexy. What we have learned from Srugim as a whole is that nonreligious people are way hotter than their religious counterparts. Lesson learned. -40
Tehila is right, there is no way Nati could deal with taking care of those plants. Better call your mom. -10
What calculator is Reut using is her office? Why is it from the 1980s? There are bookkeeping apps for that! -1,000
Oh American sad sap, it was painful to hear his Ulpan Hebrew. Reut was so mean! Also Laizy we get it. American Olim are the worst, with their accented Hebrew and finicky food demands. -100
Azarya knows more about Tehila and won’t tell Nati! We want to know!! We promise to reward points back if you tell us later. As for now, the suspense is killing us! -10
Reut, you are asking Nati to go to shul on a Thursday? That’s a lot for Nati. -40
Has there been any scene this season where Yifat is not rubbing her pregnant belly? Who are you, Beyonce? -25
Reut changes her name to Esther. Oh man. Sarah’s sister is named Esther. And she makes sure to send this poster to her at least once a week.
What the hell is Yifat wearing on the farm? Harem pants? Make it stop. -60
Does Azaraya still not know Nati and Tehilla are dating? -40
Basically these super scandalous Tehilla pictures are like a PG-13 Disney movie. We thought we were going to see her wild side. Please, we are not shocked by tattoos. At least it’s not as ugly as Hodaya’s was. -75
Yifat says she understands why Amir took this Chofesh. Bitch please. -18
And Amir really wants to move to the Negev? And he is telling her in her last month of pregnancy? Also Yifat has an amazing job with amazing charedi coworkers. -200
Dudi! We knew you were bad news when you hit on Reut in season 1. Boo, you suck. – infinity
This is the end times friends. Prepare for the Srugim apocolypse in 3 weeks. What are your predictions? Nati and Reut combo? Hodaya moves to San Fransisco to start a spoken word poetry collective? Amir adopts a goat?
See you next week!