Realer than Nati punching some poets
Amir, come to our bed in that flannel shirt. Ahem. +10
We want a Carla Bruni Sheitl.( Marry me Haredi girls) +200
Also maybe Yifat will become charedi while working for them. Outreach!
Of course Israelis ask about who fronted the money without any shame.+5
Azaraya would you really write a letter to your old girlfriend in front of your new one?
Yes, yes you would. +5
Amir when you start taking advice from an 18 yr old you need to do some reassesing. Also mitzpe rimon kind of sucks,its just you and a crater. +10
Oh man, the rabbi doesn’t remember him, why would he? I am always surprised when teacher do remember past student, they have hundreds of kids who look the same. Sarah may or may not have had this experience this week. And it may or may not have brought back traumatic memories for her. +10
Of course in Israel they would not have a problem making a kid sleep in a storage closet. +100
Tehila secretly loves all the attention she is getting re being a muse.. We would too. +50
Ariel is pretty observant. They talk about the desert but have never seen it once! Zing. We like you, oh maladjusted one. +15
Oh man they are really putting Reut and Nati in a lot of cutesy situations. We are feeling a future romance—although srugim never really seems to think ahead. +50
This one is Hodaya free. Nice. +100
Burger is Azaryua’s frenemy! Also Burger thanks for confirming every stereotype of a self-involved artist. +40
Wow, the fighting just wow. +1,000
Even when Nati is being cool he really can’t get that sympathetic look down. +5
Like Reut, we like the idea of Nati punching someone. It’s kind of hot. +25
We hate to admit it, but the poem did suck. We hate it when you are right, Azarya. +10
Also, we snicked here: Now I’m also drunk. I don’t love you. Is that direct enough? +100 even though our heart breaks for Reut because it is a rule of Srugim (and life) that drunkies speak the Truth.
So Amir. This cathartic breakdown deserves a lot of analyzing that we won’t give it. A breakdown like this could save people years of therapy. Also Laizy, is this autobiographical? Because we get it. We really really get it. So Amir pulls out the race and class cards pretty quickly and the rabbi looks super uncomfortable, pretty much confirming that it was partially true. But in the end it’s just that Amir was a loser. It is actually amazing for him to take this long to discover he is not special. Didn’t he have a freshman year when he looked around and realized that everyone was top of their class, newspaper editor, basketball captain etc? Realizing you are pretty average is fundamental to a college education. Israel you need to rethink your University system. +400
Ultrasounds are hard to read. We feel ya, Amir. +15
Azarya, we still hate you but Nati did totally overreact to the PG 13 poetry about Tehila and your line about Nati going to join Toldot Aharon was ahhhh maaaazing. Don’t think we forgot about Nati’s Secret Fruminess. +100
Faker than a poetry book named digital figs
We are not even surprised that Azarya asked Reut for a ride to Tehila’s house. We would give points for character consistency, but..ugh. No points. Trauma hits too close to home, like when Shayna’s ex made her meet the new girlfriend. UGH. Ok it’s not exactly the same but we like oversharing anyway.
Is Yifat Hot or Not in that Blond Wig? We went back and forth many times. Your comments needed!! No points until further notice, but leaning towards not hot for now.
Nati, you don;t want to move to nahloat. ever. Stop lying. You suck at it. -15
ugh, Tehila and her hippy nachloat outfits. -10.
Everyone knows that Reut paid for the book to be published. Sigh. That was a waste of money, and now everyone knows Reut is a Desperate Sugar Mama–100 because we want to cry and reminds Shayna of the time she wrote all these essays for an ex because she was a total friarit. Oh well. At least the same year she had another “friend” who did her global econ problem sets for her.
Did Amir even call ahead or is he just showing up on this farm? we know israelis dont plan ahead, but this seems to be a new low. -20.
Floppy hair!!! We hate you. Ugh. Stop being smug. And stop reading the poetry. -30
Uh oh. Reut is slipping in her work, shes making mistakes. Keep it together! We need you! -10
That old rabbi gives us the creepies as well. and is clearly lying. -50.
Reut!!! We are sad because you are sad. But don’t worry, you still look hot. And Nati thinks so too. -15
Amir is davening at home? Oh, how the mighty have fallen. You know, if you went to shul, the Magical Sephardi men could set your life straight. -25
Our love affair with Azarya, while already waning, is O-V-A. You were mean to Reut. No way. Not allowed. But not gonna lie, the way you dumped her is pretty hilarious. Also, we kind of like the idea of meausuring the girl via your artistic output. -2 million
Why does everyone stalk Tehila? Why is everyone on this show completely insane? Sigh. – only 10 because we would have done the same thing. Also, did Reut not realize Nati was dating Tehila? Aren’t people friends on this show, or are Hodaya and Yifat the only people who tell each other secrets?
Amir, like Yifat (much less Chani and Fayge) would EVER wear a sheitl that wasn’t 100 percent real avoda zara free hair. PUHLEASE. -50 because men are so dumb sometimes.
Amir, what the hell is with this road trip? You have a pregnant wife, and job to find, and all sorts of things n what we call Real Life. Well, maybe we get it now. We would go to the Negev to if we had to deal with Pregnant Yifat every day. So, wash. ‘
When your boyfriend has dumped you, all you need to see is your dumpy secretary who got married to an egged bus driver after she davened at Amuka to remind you of your failures at life despite the fact that you make quadruple her salary. sigh. We feel your Pain, Reut. -50
Publishing in a book is old school? We. Can’t. Deal. With. The. Future. Save books!! -15
Really, Nati didn’t go in to kiss Tehila? Have you gone soft? Not the Nati we know and love. Maybe he’s saving his mojo for Reut. -20, but we give back ten points if he smooches Reut. (Although maybe staying for Aruchat Erev was implying something more).
Seriously a baby goat, seriously? -900 (machloket–Shayna wishes she was that goat. Worth repeating)
Oh man, things be happening. Characters are becoming more sympathetic, relationships are changing and sheitals are coming out. Also, who is Rabbanit Weinstein? Is she a real life haredi hottie? Let us know!! Till next time.